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Every teal sports logo from the 1990s, ranked

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Teal Logos

The year was 1990-something, and ESPN2 (styled as “espn2”) was broadcasting all the teal jerseys your 19” Zenith could handle. It was a true calvacade of the worst sports logos of the 1990s.

Let me be very clear: There are no real winners on this list.

Every one of these sports team logos is terrible and amazing in its own special way, so let’s dive right in.

I proudly present every teal sports logo from the major North American professional leagues (MLB, NBA, NFL, and NHL) in the 1990s, ranked from cringeworthy to fantastically awful:

13. Arizona Diamondbacks

Arizona Diamondbacks Teal Logo

To me, this logo was always the team captain of the whole teal/purple trend of the 1990s, but my goodness did time make me forget how straight-up awful it is. Is mustard brown legible on electric purple? Who cares!

12. Seattle Mariners

Seattle Mariners Teal Logo

This is actually the only logo on this list that's still in use today. Could be worse?

11. Miami Dolphins

Miami Dolphins Teal Logo

Better known for their 1994 cameo in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective than their on-field accomplishments, the Miami Dolphins stayed true to the teal brand throughout the years.

10. San Jose Sharks

San Jose Sharks Teal Logo

Speaking of teal-true brands, the San Jose Sharks actually increased the volume of teal in their logo since the 1990s. Let that sink in as you gawk at this overly retro arcade-esque wordmark version.

9. Jacksonville Jaguars

Jacksonville Jaguars Teal Logo

In recent years, the Jaguars shifted their brand focus to gold and black as the primary colors, but in those early days of expansion glory, it was Mark Brunell & The Thundering Teal on the field. Fierce.

8. Charlotte Hornets

Charlotte Hornets Teal Logo

Two words: Starter. Jacket.

7. Florida Marlins

Florida Marlins Teal Logo

Teal aside, the concept of depth in this logo is very confusing. If the baseball is supposed to be three-dimensional like the marlin, then that poor fish is completely smashed and pinned against the inside of the wordmark hoop. I can’t unsee it now.

6. San Antonio Spurs

San Antonio Spurs Logo

In their first season of the 90s, the Spurs ditched their monochromatic branding for a brazen brushstroke trio of teal, fiery off-pink, and hot cantaloupe. What a time to be alive in San Antonio.

5. Tampa Bay Devil Rays

Tampa Bay Devil Rays Teal Logo

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall at this brand kickoff meeting:

“Okay, guys. How can we make sure every earthly shade of teal goes into this logo?”

“We could apply an offensive yellow-to-blue gradient across the entire background.”

“PERFECT. Wrap it in a purple stroke for good measure.”

4. Anaheim Mighty Ducks

Anaheim Mighty Ducks Teal Logo

Only the 1990s could produce a real-life hockey team based on a Disney movie. You better believe they were getting a teal (and purple) color scheme to match.

3. Vancouver Grizzlies

Vancouver Grizzlies Teal Logo

Wow, look at this gem. An absolute mid-90s work of ART. And let’s be honest. It’s no coincidence this logo was unveiled the year after Jurassic Park tore through the box office.

2. New York Islanders

New York Islanders Teal Logo

One stormy night in 1995, the Gorton’s fisherman washed ashore in Massapequa and found his way to the Nassau Coliseum. The Islanders finished in last place in the division that season.

1. Detroit Pistons

Detroit Pistons Teal Logo

Nothing embodied this era of pre-Y2K identity crises quite like the Detroit Pistons. They just completely trashed all previous brand identity with an explosion of teal and red across chrome-piped lettering. Oh, and a horse on fire.

Amazing.

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